Instructions: Choose the funniest and most fitting answer for each animal joke!

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1. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A. Jumpster
B. Sleeparoo
C. Pouch Potato
D. Slouchy Hopper

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2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A. Gummy Bear
B. Baby Grizzly
C. Marshmallow Bear
D. Soft Paw

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3. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

A. They don’t have thumbs
B. They fall asleep too fast
C. Too many cheetahs
D. They only play solitaire

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4. What do cows do on their day off?

A. Go to the barn spa
B. Watch the moo-vies
C. Graze on gossip
D. Have a mooo-nap

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5. Why did the chicken join a band?

A. It wanted to be a rock star
B. Because it had the drumsticks
C. It crossed over to the music side
D. It had egg-stra talent

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6. What do you call a dog magician?

A. Pawdini
B. Abrakadoggo
C. Labracadabrador
D. Ruff the Wizard

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7. What’s a snake’s favorite school subject?

A. Hiss-tory
B. Reptile Reading
C. Fang-tasy Lit
D. Slither Science

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✅ Answer Key:

1. C – Pouch Potato
2. A – Gummy Bear
3. C – Too many cheetahs
4. B – Watch the moo-vies
5. B – Because it had the drumsticks
6. C – Labracadabrador
7. A – Hiss-tory

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